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I’m going to post my rant here, since no one else will fucking listen to it.

When I was young, there was a game that I was pretty much in love with. It may not have been my first fighting game, but it was the game that created my love for the genre. I speak, of course, about King of Fighters as a franchise.

I’ve also come to the realization that America sucks and that it’ll do anything in its power to bukakke all over my childhood. Wonder what I mean? Well, as it turns out, Hollywood got ahold of the rights of my childhood coveted game and are now raping the living soul and plot out of it. Naturally, I have a few… minor… complaints…

1. When did KOF become Mortal Kombat?

2. When did Kyo become a white guy?

3. When did Terry become FBI?

4. When did Mai stop wearing her normal attire (where are her boobs?)

5. Why is Rugal not frickin’ huge? Seriously, a better choice for an actor here would have been Dolph Lundgren.

6. Why the hell is Iori a hockey guy?7. Why is Mature the only character resonably close in appearance?

7. Why did they seem to go out of their way to screw up the story and characters?

8. Who do I need to kill to make sure nothing like this happens to any other of my coveted childhood franchises?

What is this mess?! I don’t even know what else to say. To be perfectly honest, I’m ashamed to say that I’m even going to PIRATE this hunk of crap. Just… WHY?! SON OF A BITCH MY CHILDHOOD! WHY HOLLYWOOD?! WHY?!?! JUST ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!